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while i was lost and vomiting at some random apartment in new york, pete was having a threesome with a gay porn star (who doubles as a waiter) and the gay porn star's friend... nuff said
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yeah, i'm buzzed. been home drinkin, and ending to the fire pit my roomate built in out back yard,a dn VERY horny, man, sucks,,why of why, need sex, UGH, anyone wanna fuck, http://www.worldskins.com/UngraRok
lemme know
horny
need sex
ghahahahhahaa
dan
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2 weeks late but here is one of my adventure
so, i went drinkin with my bud pete (who is hot as hell), and we went to 2 bars, the phoenix and the cock, and i got drunk, the phoenix had dollar pints, taht is where i drank A LOT , i black out, bad, and i don't remeber walkin to the otherbar nor anything afterwards, so, next morining, i wake up on a black futon, and i'm like huh???/ and i was BLURRY, and i saw a figure lie petes walk to me, and i'm like " ugh, pete? that you? " and it ws notm guess i walked out with my hand down someones cock, and i now ws stuck in the middle of New York, lost, and he was like ' you ok" and i was like "huh, where am I?"
and he is like " don't you remember, we met at the cock,a nd you puked all over my room and bed and floor" he was mad at me, and when I notcided, I hadmy jeans on, but i lost my jock strap and one sock, and my shirt, he say that, but he still though i was hot, he ended up being nice, i checked email, ina hurry,a nd ot petes number, called him and he told me to meet him in New jersey
thing is, i ws in manhattan, and i was lost, the due, helped me to eth bus stop and even gave me a heroin looking red sweater (wich I treasure now) and helped me, and I got teh route to Hoboken New Jersey and was on my way, i past the 1st stp by 7 miles and also the 2nd, i was trashe dstill, and looked liek a heroin addict, in a skimp red sweater, lost in subways in NY, and with my ass crack showing, and still, i manages, some hsipanic lasy yelled at me, hysterical, caus ei didn't ahev a sweater, and she paniced, itw as funnny, and then, i finally madeit to hoboken and went to lunch with Pete, and tehn eh droped me off at EWR airport , liberty national, and then i start my looooooooooong 2 and a half journy trying to get home
that is another story though
hahahahahaha
man, when i drin, I drink, and end up lost inrandom cities, lookin like a druggie, relying on strangers, hahahahaha
man what a life
Dan
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you know, I use dthe word "discorn" in a sentence
is that even a word?
sounds like one, just thought of that
theese corns
dis korn
hmm
unique
Dan
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[27 Jan 2003|03:03am] |
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tonight I found out, I am more innocent that even I thought, i'm not as mean as I thought, i'm not as evil as I thought, i'm not as much of a whore as I thought, i'm not a bad person, at all, hm
and if I ahve ever stopped talking to anyone, it is because they deserved it and have earned my disrespect and discorn
but, tonight i had an odd experience, but a cool one
what it was? eh, it's Dan stuff, but lots of people having sex, all over phx, and then me, in the middle of central phoenix, walking, on my own,and LOTS of sex around me, even on the streets
oh life, heh, i'm a good dan, an asshole, but a good dan, but againe, if i'm an asshole , it's cause you deserve it, and even if I am a whore, i'm not as much as a whore as I thought, rah!!
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So, I was in Columbus, i had fun
then I went to Montreal
i had fun
and ya know, people are the same everywhere
i saw so many people who are basically replicas of people I already know
even come cross-breeds
like, this alcoholic guy named C, Is w his twin, and this other dude, named S, I saw someone JUST like him, and even worse
I saw the corss breed, there was a guy who loked and behaved like both of them , scary
and even someone like my roomate R and the gay verios of my roomate B, but more punk looking
yet, there was no one like me, good or bad, I dunno, but, man
I think i'm cool, and so does my mom, heh, so i'm glad i'm very different, I don't have a clone, yaye!!!
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[12 Jan 2003|11:51pm] |
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So, I was on the bus, and I sat there, until my stop. good story, eh
well, when I got off, I sat down to wait for my connection and his black chick walks up, cute as a button, home-less punk girl, and asked for the time, and I told her. And she walked away, and all I could think was
"she is really pretty, I should ask her to go grab some chow"
but as she walked away, this skinny white-trash whorey lady came out, smoking, and then a fat black dude, smokin too.
here is their conversation
CW - cracky whitey
FG - Fat black GUY
CW - " oh, OH my goad, did you smell her"
FG - "yeh, that was RANK!"
CW - " she smeelleed like she piss her pants a few times *cackle*"
FG - "heh, Yeah, *snort*"
- then she finished her cig and tosses it at a driving car
CW - "you don't have a cig I can buy from you, so ya, you know
prices, damm govement"
- then the black guy takes his out of his mouth, and smiles, and
turns out he is missing 3/4 of his teeth
FG - "you can use mine, you pretty"
- and the cracky lady smokes his cig
I was very disgusted, that cute black chick is homeless, see how they like it, punks, i was so mad at them for talking bad about her, I know the apin of being homeless, for a lil, it is not cool. plus, how gross is that, heh *drool* i'm missing 3/4 my teeth and you on crack, and you white, i like you, ahve my cig, cause you look like you need it
heh, people are lame
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wow, an update, WOW
so work is work
here is another story
so the dya after the fiesta bowl here in phx, I ws working the ticket counter lines, and it was a 5 hour wait to check-in, we were fully staffed, extra agents queing lines, extra ecerything, and still 5 hour wait, we were THAT busy, and I was checkin people in when this big large white chick, like 250-300 lbs, starts removing all the barriers by hand and pushing people aside, like rag dolls, and my supervisor comes up to her and tells her she can't do that, so she picks him up by the neck and body-slams him in front of everyone, and she got arrested immediately, she said "get out of my way you skinny little faggot", cause my supervidor is like 5' 8" and 110 lbs
tah dah
since i have not updated, here is another work story
so, it was christmas day, and we were all just hanging out at work, and talking, no one in line, everyone knows that 20-30 minutes prior to departure, the check-in closes, and we cnnn't allow people upstair to flights, because that causes delays,a nd we don't like that, so x-mas day,, thsi lady comes up to Valerie, coolest chick ever, and she is in a hurry, wants a ticket to LAX or Long Beach, and it was 40 minutes prior to departure, and Val asks the lady, how are you gonna pay, and she says check, and Val asks her for here ID,a nd she starts to yelll. " I don't need no f*cking ID to cash MY checks, what am I, a criminal, how dare you!!!" - finally when you showed her id, afetr yelling 15 minutes , it was 17 minute prior to departure, no way she'd make it, and Val told her nicely, " Ma'am, apologies but it it too late and out 10:30pm flight to LAX is the last one to that area out of phoenix, sorry" and She threw her purse at the America West sign next to us and YELLED, so EVERYONE could here " YOU BLACK PEOPLE ARE HERE JUST TO DESTROY CHRISTMAS FOR US WHITE PEOPLE, I HATE YOU" and she ran (not wakled) away
tah dah
wait, more stories, yaye!!
ok, maybe next update, i'll keep up with this thing
otherwsie, work and travel, I was up in Seattle eysterday, had FUN, just chilled, and drank and chilled, then flying home, the flight attendant gave me a triple shot of Rum with a lil bit of pepsi, catch is, I ahve not drank Rum since I was a freshman in college, 4-5 years now, from 17 to 23 (thats how old I am), sooo I was buzzed on the plane, it was funny, people in 1st class looked at me funny,a nd the girl on my right hittin on me laughed, and kept on trying to feel the good the whole plane ride down, hah hah
there ya go A, an update, tah dah
and yes, my latest musical obsession is Cyndi Lauper, she cheers me up when i'm down, I can always cuont on her and also Storm Troopers Of Death aka SOD , they cheeer me up to, but Cyndi has remixes, especially -Shine- my fave song, really makes me feel betetr
don't laugh bitches, i'll machete you!!!
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Hi, here are my work stories for today
well, one is actually more of ranting, as you know you cannot smoke at the airport, only specific areas. Phoenix(PHX) does not have areas, so people ahve to go to the bars and smoke. Thing is you can only smoke if you buy a drink. So, people go into the bathrooms and smoke in there hoping not to get caught: how sad is that, not only can't people wait, but they are stingy tards..I mean , buy a soda, you're that desperate, sheeesh, then the bathroom gets stinkya nd you look like or are hick.. hee hee, they are the hi-health hicks
well, I was workin this flight to LA and it was oversold and I took my volunteers tor ebook, I went to push the plane, as I walked back up, my supervisor was dealin with these three girls that checked in AFTER the flight, thus they should not get anything and MUST go on stand-by to LA on the next flight, if they dont get on, then that was THEIR fault. Catch is these three girls were all blonde white skinny girls, and my sup was flirtin, meanwhile ignoreing my volunteer (she gave up her seat inexchange for me changin her itenerary, she didn't even want a voucher).. my volunter was this cool lookin pretty black girl, and she was soooooooo pissed, that was wrong,a dn my sup oversold the next fliught to LA, to get them confirmed seats on it, even though he was not suppose dto do that, and he was gonna give the black girl a seat on a much much later flight.. thats not fair.. so I changed the girls reservatin so that she can spend extra days i phoenix and LA, gave her first class for everything,cause she is comming back next week to go to Atlanta...and I forced her on the same flight as the white girls and I even gave her a voucher for 300 bucks for any America west flight, which she was entitled to anyways, since she did volunteer...that was just wrong... and the white girls were stupid, hahah they were SO stereotypical blondes, hahahaha maybe they'll fall into a manhole and get eaten by Ninja Turtles, canabalistic ones though, not the nice ones (go Donatello!!!!) ... (Leonardo too, they both RULE!!!) .... grrrr
oh work
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I mowed the back yard, rah!!!!
yes, the song is from American Idol, blame my friends for gettin me goin on that darn show, yes DARN SHOW!
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the soundtrack to Shock Treatment is phenomenal
thanks Corbett
I'm addicted
rah!!
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so I was on the bus on my way home form work,
and I changed into my D.A.R.E. shirt, and there was this 17 year old kid on the bus with his skateboard, I-wanna-be-rappah-whitey friend,a nd his average sized hispanic ghetto girl, and he looks at me and goes " heh, dare, yeaaaaaaah maaaaaaaan, druuuuuuuuugs, you smoke weeeeeeeed" and I look at him and give him a condescending smile, thiking " wow, you're a loser" - and so - across from him where these 4 girls all younger, all with tans and tight briads, thus I knew they came from mexico, all lil white girls (ANYONE with tight small braids all over their hair means they came back form mexico, NO exceptions), and the kid looks at them and starts talkin, turns out they were from portland, OR, and his ghetteaux girl goes " yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I hear you can smoke POT! in Oregon legally" and the girls giggle and say no, and they all laugh and that skinny boy goes " yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I've NEVER! been busted for that, heh heh heh heh" and then he goes on a tangent on how he's a world traveller trying to get into a provate school in Holland.. and they continue talkin about pot and stuff and the girls said they took a bus form Phoenix to Mexcio,aaaall over for two weeks, and now are back, and stuff, and so My exit come up, and look at that , the one girl I thought was really ugly and looked like one of thos ehookers that smoke too mucha nd look too old and trashy, it was nota girl, it was their MOM, I was like " eeeeew " ...so they end up getting off on my bus stop, and they start arguing how they have no money and they have to go another 13 miles to their car, guess they drove to phoenix and bussed to mexico, and now they had no money to get to their car to drive back to Oregon... THEN this black guy comes up, mid aged, and hits on the mom, and all, tryin to flirt with all the girls and offers them his place, I jus laugh and look into the sky
that is the kind of stuff I see every day, especially at work ; work stories are the best, just senseless violence, anger and stupidity, yes senseless stupidity, it is the lowest of the low, but fun
like :: today, this one passenger found out I was gay and into more "neat" stuff,a nd he started talkin about sexual toys, and it le dto him gettin his sex bag through security and they just looked at him funny, and then he starts talkin about how he has a vibrating butt plug in his "happy-hole" as he takls to me, I start laughing so hard, and he wink at me, and next thing I know, he walks to the side of my podium and it looks like he is scratching and next thing I hear is a " BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ " very soft but I could hear it, I laughed so ahrd, lookin at him tryin to hold his moanin, and then he left for the bathroom, I assume to jack off, it was HILARIOUS< he even drew it for me, cause I asked if a battery one looked different,a nd he told me sizes and everything, heh
I love my job
dan
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Hellloooooooooooooo beautiful people, oh, except you, you're ugly, yeah, you!! heh, anyways, I have not update dthis thing in a long time, so I shall, where to start, still at HP, fun job, flyin and all, new people in my life, i'll go into details later, i'm feeling lazy, but I'll ahve a long update later on ... otherwise, being the kosher young man I am
HELL yeah!!
Dan
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Schizoid
People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."
So the song is gay, it's Catchy!!!!!
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hahaha, how lame, common, " i'm soooo happy, i'm a lil jewish/japanese school girl, goggling, i gab on my phone for hours, weee"
HAHAHAHAH
f*ckin grow up hahahahah
toooo funny
but still, have your fun kids, hahahahahah
ok, my update later, I jus had to say something
dan
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HAHAHAHA
hahahahahah
HAHAH!!
hi, i'ma 13 yr old lil girl, HAHAHA
oh sheeesh
ok, had to mock a lil, hahahah well, hmm had a neat day, awesome week-end, BUSY work, fun stuff
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Wow, well, my week-end went well, lets see, yesterday I woke up, chille,d wnet to go cash my paycecka nd pay rent and then I got a nice meal at jack in the bx, it was nice! ok, regardless, they have these awesome chocobanana shake,s they are GOOOOOOOD, i was all happy, and was playin with it and drinkin it, like draw with the shake, aight, heh, then I went to go see spiderman, good flick, wel done, light-hearted but extremely welld one, best parts, 1. green goblin was indeed made to look like a devil/bad guy/satan, goood job, and aldo the lil kids about to die, I was the only one who laughed at one scene where the goblin had kids and was gonna kill them, it was just toooo funny, then, I came home and chilled, talked withmy friend in NJ, Pete, and then Zoe called me and we went to a small house gig and had a blast, we drank , ate pizza and laughed, and we made calls to NJ if all places, I had fun, and today I wake up to chill, say hi to brian and later on work and go to some mini-gold place they closed for the day and drink lots of free beer an dplay go karts and ARCADES , woooohaaaa, ok, gossip, oh, I write gossip in spanish caus efew people have motvation enough to transalate it, adn if you do, you deserve tor ead, hahahaah..ok pues, Ron me llamo!!!!!! estaba tan contento, queria pasar la oche conmigo por unas horas, en solo que penso de mi, awwww estaba super feliz, pero, me iva a llamar, pero me tuve que ir a la cosa con zoe , pero cuando llegue, no estaba en el caller id, so no llamo, pero penso de mi, haahhah pues, Rob esta bien, esta un poco frustrado con renta porque brian le quiere pagar en mitades por mes, estabien, pero este mes no, porque brian le debe por el carro tambien, so tiene mucho que pagarle a Ro, rachel esta bien, no se cuando se va a ir, pero bien, ya estan mas cosas empacadas y brian esta viviendo aqui, me gusta vivir con brian, bien relajante, a ver como va, pus, no se que pasa con el corby, con sus mensajes tan mysteriosos, eh, el sabe lo que el quiero, aunque su cosa con josh me da, no se, yo soy una persona que no pregunto dos veses, no ruego, ni suplico, si alguien no me da attencion or dice no, es todo, y el sigue detras de ese muchacho, y ahora esta todo deprimido, ugh, no se, pues, el sabe lo que el ase, hmm, ok, mas alrato... rah!!
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wow, what a neat day, I woke up, wnet, an dI watched austin powers 2, and i was glad it was not as gross as part one, that fat guy, the FAT guy, that was just overkill, that wan't as funny as I thought It'd be, very small role, and plain, blah, he should be kicked, and heather grahm, what a lame role, i expected it to be like part one, a super cool chick, not some floozy all over austin, i was hopin she'd be like the mom in terminator 2, jus super kick butt, and mini me, itw as like a small animal, not the role I expected, a lot of dissapoin ments, but the beggining was hilarious, it was worth watchin, then I watched episode 1, justa s a refresher, hee hee, and they really did add a lot of extra scenes in episode 1 dvd, iw as like, oh, neat, it was cool, i like dath maul, I wan abe Darth Red_Ax , hee hee oh, maybe I shoudl make a pod racer and run over people on the streets, be like, oops, soory maam, that was your baby , hahahahahah afterwards, since rachel was home, i was still locke din my room, and i decide dto BBQ< it was a BEAUTIFUL day today, so i made a hamburger, one hot dog, rice and potato chips and a beer, sat outside, and relaxed, jus listenin to - Around the Fur- and chillin, it was VERY nice, I miss thos ekind of days, a nice break, then, i decide dto mow the back yard and the fron yard, that was actualy fun,a nd I cleaned the hell hole of my room, it now again looks like heaven, heheh and then rob cam home, we went to the store out me some juice, so i can survive my soda fast, yupps, oine month with no soda, UGH, and now i'm chillin with Soul Calibur and Virtual Fighter 4, ahhhh ok, gossip again, ok so rob y brian empesaron a remover las cosas de rahcel a las doce media noche ayer, porque mayo 1, ya no vive con nosotros, phew, una sensacion de tranqilidad, que se va a ir, me gusta tenerla l, pero me siento atrapado cuando esta aqui, tambien, todo mejor con rob, salimos a la tienda, y eso ayudar afrimar cuanto nos gustamos como roomates, si nos llevamos super bien, y eso me agrada, el es como mi hermano major, y brian y yo now tomamos una crveza juntos, creo que me va a gustar vivir con los dos ellos, muy relajante y callado, pero divertido, hojala que todo salga bien, pues, decidi no moverme, creo que todo va a salir bien, so, me quedo en phoeix por otros meses, a evr como sale todo, y que cualquier dios me bendiga .. ok, time to chill and nap to some really good break beats, aight! heheheh
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